But I'm almost done! Also, I did something for the very first time ever in my whole life. I signed up for a credit card. I made it 25 years without getting sucked in but alas, Gap with its savetwentydollarsonthispurchase bribe, got me. Gap. Really? I'm an idiot.
It's Tuesday, so that means I'm sitting at home alone, and today I'm watching the Grinch on ABC family. What a genius movie.
Favorite:
The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it.
4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger; tell no one
5:30 - Jazzercize
6:30 - Dinner with me - I can't cancel that again!
7:00 - Wrestle with my self-loathing
...I'm booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would i wear?!
Jim Carrey, you are a moron, but only you could have made this so perfect.
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